As Mitt Romney and Barack Obama make one final, last-ditch effort to win the presidency, some Washington, D.C. and surrounding area folks are using Craigslist to make one last-ditch effort to find an election night companion for some adult entertainment.

Here are some of the best lines from personal ads seeking to relieve some stress from this seemingly never-ending campaign, “grown folks style”:

via The Daily Caller.

A tad more prurient than I usually but it’s too funny to pass up.

Click and enjoy.